Advice for Paris Hilton!

I know, who's Paris again, right? My advice for this woman is simple: Please go to school and get educated. Seriously, go now. I'll drive you to Los Angeles City College myself. Good, affordable education is all you really need.

What I'm talking about: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/09/paris-hilton-apologizes-gay-people-are-the-strongest/